Week 1: Where it all begins

Yes, I admit that I’ve been drinking more than usual over the past 4 weeks. I can safely sum up that the last 4 weeks worth of alcohol which touched my tongue, into my gullet, burnt my stomach, filtered by my poor liver and finally out to the toilet (which is then later being reprocessed as NEWater) is probably more than all the alcohol I have drank over the past 4 years.

#1, I’m not alocholic

#2, I’m not depressed

#3, Not because I’m recently single so I’m drinking to forget

It all started on the eve eve of my birthday when I celebrated my birthday with Ron and Parinya at OverEasy for a few drinks.

And on the eve of my birthday, I was with 7 beautiful ladies and 2 hunks at Helipad. What a waste, most of them are attached.

I got wasted so badly that I did crazy things. Was told by my good mates that I almost send out nonsense messages. Well, I did send out a couple to Parinya.

Fortunately, I didn’t send weird messages when my intern sms-ed me.

When I woke up the next day, I checked my sms and was surprised that I could send such well-composed messages to a few people even though I’m drunk! Apparently, my good mates, Esther, Jaclyn and Cindy helped me filter.

Talking about sending wrong things, I found out that this is very normal! I know of people who send:

Are you lonely tonight?

to his ex-girlfriends! And one of them was actually with her then-boyfriend! (GG!). I wonder are they still attached or not. Hurhurhur…

Some even made phone calls to their ex. But can’t recall what they conversed about.

<insert image of Keith drunk with plastic bag covering his head>

There’s 3 things which I can’t remember.

1. When did I sign my credit card
2. How did I remove my contact lens
3. And the third thing, I can’t remember what I can’t remember. (Anyone here remembered what’s the third thing which I missed out?)

I found a receipt in my wallet, and realised I can still sign even though I’m drunk. Amazing!

Week 2: Blooie’s @ Railway Mall

So jio-ed out by two girls to go for a drink. Never knew there’s a hang out spot at Railway Mall. Only thought there’s only Holland Village for the west residents.

Looks like a box of condom right? Haha. It’s not!!!

It’s actually Pepp. Tablets which supposedly helps you stay more alert after a few drinks. Doesn’t help that it was placed just on top of the many condom brands at 7-11.

Matters of the heart for one of the girls, and because I’m such a good friend. I accompanied them to bring joy and laughter. =P

Week 3: The day I almost got a blow job!

Was so bored and just nice one of my female friends asked me out for a drink. We went to Harry’s at Novena Square.

Already I was in the midst of thinking of composing my next ‘dirty’ entry. Like what sort of title I should use. I flipped the menu hoping there was some erotic naming beverage. Lo and Behold, I saw blow job and orgasm! Wanted to order but it seems a bit expensive. I think I can get cheaper blow job and orgasm elsewhere.

Week 4: Timbre@SubStation and Tanjong Beach Club

Hanged out with the lovely interns and my beloved designers and tech folks at Timbre at the eve of Buddha’s birthday.

I drank one Singapore Sling, one Stout (it doesn’t taste that bad), and one quarter a Carlsberg bottle. Why one quarter? Because our dear Miss LPY only drank half so Little Prince of Timbre and I drank each drank half of the remaining half.

And on Buddha’s birthday, hanged out with a few of my friends at Tanjong Beach Club’s soft launch. Quite a nice hang out.

Yes! Dawn Yang was there too! Won’t have spotted her if not for Zeli’s sharp eagle eye!

Every drinking party comes with drinking games, so we “guessed fist” among the 6 of us. Xueli totally pawned me but she was merciful not to pawn me 3 consecutive times, else the loser will need to finish the whole glass.

With some luck, I made Danny drink 6 consecutive times! So he ended up finishing the full glass twice!

And how can I miss out on my Truth or Dare “social killer” app? Something not to play with unless you are game enough and for females, you need to be a fearless fun female.

Lu still thinks it’s rigged because his name was always selected by my Android.

A theme every month

There seems to be a recurring theme every month. Like for the month of May, it’s an Alcohol month. In June I’ll be heading to Malaysia quite a few times over the weekend to eat and eat. Next stop, 26 June Durian Trip!!

I think next month I’ll having the “meet old friends”-themed month. So many people I want to meet after such a long time!